Clown Doctor's Orders

Step into Dr. Bean's office and take a seat. Scrubs on. Rubber gloves snapped into place. Bare feet dangling off the examination table. Hairy legs. She checked your heart rate — it was rising. She checked your pants — also rising. She reviewed her notes, consulted the fruit bowl and issued her verdict: cucumber. Then she demonstrated exactly what she meant while you sat there completely unable to look away. Dr. Bean’s methods may be unconventional but her results are surprisingly effective. You’re in very good hands.

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